Squat Trot

The act of explosively shitting when attempting to squat with weight that is much more then the average ability that a person can squat.

Jim: Hey did you here that Tom tried to squat more than usual?

Bob: Doesn't he usually squat 235 lbs?

Jim: Yeah, but he tried squatting 350 lbs, but ended up shitting himself

Bob: That nigga Squat Trotted?! What a shithead..

by Anonymously Jay October 13, 2016

squat sauce

Vaginal Juices when a women is arroused.

Man, after sex I had to use two towels to clean all her squat sauce off my fuck stick.

by ChrisRU November 11, 2005

squat and gobble

A place to eat and shit.

Man, where's a decent squat and gobble around here?

by Kodie January 17, 2004

Flap-a-squat

1. To wave your arms and say woooo woooo 2. an insult to grandparents and enemies. 3. to fart

The cheerleaders had to flap-a-squat to make them appear good. I said flap-a-squat to my grandma, then she sent me home. I have to flap-a-squat so bad, I just let it loose.

by Christina Smithe September 28, 2012

j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.

Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?

by ebd3 July 29, 2009

Squatted trucks

A gay man who loves licking sausages

I like squatted trucks that means I’m gay

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Carolina Squat

This is when some gay county boy raises the front of their trucks whilst the back is lowered. This if often used to get truck sluts

Jake: Baby, you got the Carolina Squat?
Luke: Yeah! Now put your dick up my ass!!!

by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021