Papa Squanto

1) Slang for police 2) 5-0 3) Po-po

Damn dogg, youda never gotten pulled over if you'd have braked when I yelled "Papa Squanto".

by NJC March 28, 2005

zipper squat

When a person can squat down in a catcher's position but be flat footed and totally relaxed and able to do this for a long period of time with perfect posture. Mainly only people of Asian background are able to perform this, thus the term zipper squat.

Look at that man smoking a cigarette doing the zipper squat.

by Uncle Matto July 10, 2010

doodley squat

absolutely nothing, same as didley squat

"Red Hot" 1978 song of Robert Gordon and link Wray:
My girl is red hot, your girl ain't doodley squat.

by aaarwin January 7, 2013

scissor squat release

One female is sitting on the toliet the typical way. Another female straddles the first female and they both urinate at the same time

Emily and I love the scissor squat release when there's a long line at the bar bathroom.

by Wildnursesarah October 2, 2013

Alpha Squally

The status a thot gains when they reach the highest level of mischief and adultery. They are now qualified as the Alpha Squally, who leads the pack of thots and guides them in their slutty endeavors.

"Yo bro you heard Danielle has another boyfriend?"
"Yeah man, she's definitely the Alpha Squally."
"Facts."

by bruhhhhh September 8, 2014

moranic squat job

Useless dumb pile of shit/ majestic fucktard/ cumguzzeling queen.

James is a moranic squat job.

by Cumguzzelingqueen2000 May 11, 2016

Tyler Squanto

A kid who says he's one percent Native American and is an over reactive cunt when you say that's impossible

Wow that kids a real Tyler Squanto

by Eli Ekkert July 4, 2016