Skip to main content

Shit-N-Split

The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.
That guy just did a Shit-N-Split! Then he shook Kevin's hand!
by JXV030 January 17, 2008
mugGet the Shit-N-Split mug.

Wig Split

The guy who said shot in the head is correct.
It's when someone's brain splatter, ie as in you can see fragments on the floor.
by Jon Mac January 15, 2004
mugGet the Wig Split mug.
Related Words

Spitetomatoes

Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.
"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malintent going on here because there was just one very large chunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!"

"hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing"
by Jess DeBellis December 28, 2005
mugGet the Spitetomatoes mug.

Split Sack Eye-Mask

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."
mugGet the Split Sack Eye-Mask mug.

Split Up

Split Up is a New Slang Word for Mad, angry, ticked off, pissed, swole, etc.
I was so split up about that test I failed yesterday!
Bro I'll B split up if you don't get away from my girl.
Im'a be split up if you dont get outta here right now!
by Bigbux10210 April 7, 2010
mugGet the Split Up mug.

Split Rose

Damn, I hope she gives me a split rose for Valentine's Day.

You faggots go ahead, I wanna stop and smell the split roses.
by AznBoi97531 April 11, 2009
mugGet the Split Rose mug.

splice

1 To engage in sexual intercourse.

2 To join or unite body parts through sexual activity.

3 To join in wedlock.

4 To unite through legal marriage or religious ceremony.
Marty and Victoria passionately spliced last night without any protection.
by Vatman October 20, 2010
mugGet the splice mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email