The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.
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Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl
1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'
1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl
1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'
1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.
"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malintent going on here because there was just one very large chunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"
"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"
"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!"
"hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing"
"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"
"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!"
"hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing"
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1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.
Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.
Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.
Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.
Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."
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Bro I'll B split up if you don't get away from my girl.
Im'a be split up if you dont get outta here right now!
Bro I'll B split up if you don't get away from my girl.
Im'a be split up if you dont get outta here right now!
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Damn, I hope she gives me a split rose for Valentine's Day.
You faggots go ahead, I wanna stop and smell the split roses.
You faggots go ahead, I wanna stop and smell the split roses.
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2 To join or unite body parts through sexual activity.
3 To join in wedlock.
4 To unite through legal marriage or religious ceremony.
2 To join or unite body parts through sexual activity.
3 To join in wedlock.
4 To unite through legal marriage or religious ceremony.
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