Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.
Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018
Get the splash cakesmug. by j krash November 9, 2008
Get the gang splashmug. A Gentleman's Splash is the chivalrous act of speedily cleansing one's genitals immediately prior to fellatio or cunnilingus, out of consideration of one's partner.
Joe was conscious of smeg build up so decided to conduct a speedy Gentleman's Splash prior to Kelly fellating his glorious penis.
by jfaceman April 28, 2016
Get the Gentleman's Splashmug. by Bobby Stan April 1, 2022
Get the BOBBY SPLASHmug. A act common amoung male youths from the town of Carrigaline in Co. Cork, Ireland. The act involves a gang of youths, grabbing another to spread him out flat on his back by holding onto his arms and legs. The 'Muggsy',being a seperate youth, takes a run up to the victim and belly flops onto him.
by con 'holdtheball' o'leary May 28, 2014
Get the The Muggsy Splashmug. When a fine young lady has no other choice when there is no bathroom available but to flood the block.
It’s past closing time and this Uber isn’t going to arrive for 14 minutes. I guess Sia is going to have to splash the streets.
by C Rizzle3 April 19, 2018
Get the Splash the streetsmug. 