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Spasm

I awoke to a spasm this morning, it was very surprising
by Waffle Maker 3000 March 5, 2020
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spazmaglophagin

when your stupid beyond compare but also know what your talking about
your so stupid but that makes sense. your such a spazmaglophagin
by e2z2dream April 5, 2020
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Spastalactically

The word you call someone when they are acting autistic and spastic at the same time
James stop acting so spastalactically you’re a disappointment to your family
by Coat hanger May 21, 2020
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Spasm

A spewing orgasm. Women who are capable of achieving this feat tend to hide this from their boyfriend until they get the chance to blow a load all over his face in retaliation for all of the clogged nostrils and sticky hair women have had to endure throughout the centuries.
She ripped a sick spasm all over my face homes. Word up
by FlippyNips89 August 5, 2020
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spasmodic dysphobia

Weird-sounding speech-impediment that causes periodic bouts of uncaring behavior towards fellow humans.
Maine Congresswoman Susan Collins is apparently no longer "the people's senator" (if she even actually WAS ever for us to begin with, which is doubtful!) --- she takes big money from mega-biz interests, votes against the basic interests of "the little guy", and to top it all off, she TALKS FUNNY! Sounds like a classic case of spasmodic dysphobia to me.
by QuacksO September 20, 2020
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Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis
‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’
by retarded salad February 17, 2021
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Spaska

Spaska is a rare species found on your balcony during late night sleep. If you care enough to meet her, you should arrange your circumstances prior to taking your meds. She might also appear during late office hours. Admire her magnificent tits.
A: Oh my god, is this Spaska?
B: She has emerged from the underworld!
by SpaskaSlippers November 20, 2021
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