Sommers

Can be an absolute bitch but if your on her good side she's still a total bitch

Mrs.sommers is a bitch

by JayKnowitall January 25, 2025

Someshitted

When some shit happens to something or someone but you cant remember what that shit was.

Guy 1: Hey what happened to Guy 3? he hasn't came to practice in 3 months.
Guy 2: His dumbass was running around my house and slipped on a dust pan and someshitted his knee.
Guy 1: Someshitted?
Guy 2: Man I don't know, he sprained it, broke it, whatever he did someshit to it.

by MP_Yamodo Kamodo July 5, 2025

Ian Somerhalder

a gorgeous human being and vampire mostly known for being the husband and soulmate of Izzy Wynn and actor of Damon Salvatore in the Netflix series “the vampire diaries”.

“Hey did you know that izzy Wynn and Ian Somerhalder got married straight after looking into each other’s eyes?”

by chloexoxo_472 November 14, 2020

Logan Sowers

logan, the bestest friend in the whole wide world. The friend you can share your favorite songs with and blast them during car rides. Someone who appreciates the things you like and never makes you feel bad about being a butthead. A fantastic artist and tis very intelligent. Very good at taking photos, painting, gives good hugs, and pets love him. Perfect guy to bring home to your family, and explain how he’s your bestie that you plan to marry in 15 years. he’s your boy friend and even though there’s a space between the two you’ll always be closer to him than your boyfriend.

You can tell that’s Logan Sowers because he’s way cooler than that liam guy!

by nina123456678 November 21, 2021

brooke sowersby

she is an amazing girl who loves cheer. she also loves wearing pony tails and farting, and she is a very pretty girl

oh my goshh!!! brooke sowersby is so awesome!

by brisi diarrhea March 30, 2022

Ella Sommers

Ella Sommers is the real name of ‘Juliette Ferrars’. Her name, memories and identity as daughter of the Supreme Commander of Oceania was wiped out from her and she was given to (Paris) Anderson, Soon to be Supreme Commander of North America, and was adopted by Evelyn and Eric Ferrars.

Ella Sommers went through a lot in her life.

by defnotsedi February 12, 2024

The Somer-Mankins Syndrome

A mysterious condition affecting certain grown women who have the emotional regulation of a middle-school group chat. Symptoms include: a self-inflated ego, selective amnesia about every bad decision they’ve ever made & a deep belief that the world is “intimidated” by them—when in reality people are just tired of them. She talks like she’s the CEO of “High Value Women,” but her résumé is mostly drama internships & accountability gaps. Claims she is “brutally honest” (translation: rude) & chronically “misunderstood” (translation: exhausting), but she's just spiritually allergic to self-awareness. Classic traits include: judging everyone like she’s on a reality show panel & confusing attention for respect. Common habitat: the comments section, other people’s relationships, & any situation where attention is available in bulk.”

WARNING: May cause chronic self-importance & aggressive confidence unsupported by facts. Side effects include: public superiority complexes, private insecurity, & an inability to hear the words “maybe you’re the problem”. Do not operate near accountability, boundaries, or women with actual self-respect. Prolonged exposure may lead to fatigue, eye strain from constant side-eye, & friends quietly going “busy” for the next 6 months.

Directions: Take 1 compliment every 30 minutes or symptoms worsen.
Do not mix with: consequences, criticism, or reality.
Keep away from: group chats, weddings, anyone’s boyfriend.
If symptoms persist: she will blame you.

The Somer-Mankins Syndrome is often seen in adults who call themselves “grown up” while still being financially supported by Mommy.

by Canon-Fans February 20, 2026