sliffed

pissed.

O_O Your mother is crazy, she'll be sliffed.

by waytogogwen January 23, 2009

Slopfest

1. A party usually involving drinking, that is sloppy generally due to a lot of ugly girls and a lot of puke and things getting broken.

2. A person who is acting sloppy usually due to intoxication

Dude that party last night was so slopfest.

Will just fell on his face in the middle of the street... He's so slopfest

by MCJV November 10, 2010

slowflake

A typical "true believer" supporter in Donald Trump. Difficulty grasping basic political mechanisms; mistakes anger for "passion" and opinions for "facts"; conflates economics with employment; experiences acute denial or child-like rage at the mere mention that humanity is negatively affecting the environment; mostly though, confuses their own racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, love of war/guns, and tiny (or impotent) penises with "patriotism."

(Bonus slowflake points for panicked "lock her up" responses to legitimate criticisms of the Trump administration's bone-headed policies or actions.)

Person 1: "Someone should tell Mark that he'll never get laid. Women see right through him, and no matter how much hand-over-fist Extenz he pounds, an asshole's still an asshole."

Person 2: "Poor little slowflake."

by Ghosted Mozart October 13, 2018

Slorfty

When saying sorry is just not enough. Also a formal form of sorry.

QUEEN OF ENGLAND: "Sir, you have just shat on my dog. Of course you know that this means WAR."

YOU: "I'm quite slorfty, Elizabeth."

QUEEN: "Oh, then everything is pardoned!"

by Maximus the freaking great October 25, 2006

SLUFF

a slut that doesnt fuck;a person that leads you on and doesnt fuck.

Matt says: "Hey justin, Jenni is such a fuckin sluff.!
Justin says: "HaHaHa","true that"
Jenni says: "nothin"

by matthew wuensch December 17, 2007

Sloft off

a gathering of smaller materials, due to moisture, or scraping. Usually pertaining to the fine cheese between your balls after streneous activity.

I was going to go to my girlfriends house for a blow job, but I know I have loads of sloft off dead skin cells.

by Preston November 17, 2004

slofie

A slow-motion selfie you can take with the new iPhone 11.

Let me take a slofie

by 35volts September 10, 2019