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Stiffy Stopper

1) When the male has an erection, to lift and place under belt buckle avoiding a buldge and obvious embarrasment.

2) To hide ones stiffy behind belt in public.
Guy: dude I was walking through town and this hot girl walked past with major clevage! I got an instant hard on but I did the stiffy stopper so no one could see!
by Lord Dude May 18, 2010
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The angry shopper

While titty fucking a girl you nut all over her breasts and proceed to take her credit cards and cut them up and let the pieces of plastic land in your jiz.
A great way to get back at your mall addicted wife is to give her the angry shopper.
by Cblue Crawford May 8, 2008
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shoppergasm

When you walk into a store, and gasp at a new shirt, pants, or toy you absolutely love. Most of the time these gasps resemble something you might hear on HBO late night or your neighbors prized collection of porn DVDs.
<walks into store and has a shoppergasm while looking at new shirt>
shopper 1: omg, ahh this is ahhh i love this.
shopper 2: yessss!! this is amazing.
by SsTtUu December 16, 2010
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Slopper

/noun/ - An individual (usually female) whom is generally sloppy in appearance and demeanor and makes unwanted sexual advances.
I went to pub on uni night and all the dirty old sloppers were there tryna root me. Fucking gross!
by Slopper creator August 24, 2019
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Skipper

Someone who is always moving selling drugs or a upcoming drug lord/king pin
Hey! You know anyone selling white girl?

Yeah I know a few skippers.
by El pablo Escobar April 23, 2020
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back skipper

The dude who slouches forward with his big ass shoulders and chest because his back muscles can't hold him upright.
Look at that back skipper hitting chest again.
by week3hoh June 20, 2018
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Skipper

A term used to describe an asian bamf.
holy mother of all that is holy, its skipper. I want his children...
by Rawrmin April 16, 2011
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