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Short Term Fling 

A no strings attached relationship where you and your partner are just having fun, usually sexual. No serious commitment or pressure involved, only casual encounters. Longer than a one night stand, but shorter than a long term relationship. More of a random hookup, friend with benefits. STF for short.
Doug: "I heard that Donna and Kevin broke up. That has to be really devastating to both of them. It seemed they were made for each other."

Jill: "And what rock are you living under?...LOL! They were just having in a short term fling and weren't committed to each other. They just wanted casual, non committal fun."

Doug: "I guess they pulled the wool over my eyes. Gee, I feel like such a dork...LOL!"
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Short Hills

I've lived in shit hills my whole life so here's a bit about it. 7th grade is batmitzah season, where most kids are invited to about 100 throughout the year. costing between $80,000 and $150,000. the traditional turbulence dance at every mitzah. boys jump around in a circle yelling "fuck the police" or "we slay p*ssy". All the girls dress like they're 20 in Bebe dresses, push up bras and 6 inch heels. mostly everyone lives in giant mansions but there are some small houses. The famous short hills mall is where there is every designer brand and the Starbucks line is always long. the only sandwiches you get at the Millburn Deli is the Godfadda or Jay Ray. girls in elementary or middle school shop at Gotham and kids at heart. Kids go to sleepaway camp for 7 weeks leaving parents to go on trips or their beach houses. whether its the hamptons, aspen, or Boca Raton to see our grandparents, we are there. All dads commute in and out of the city everyday. with the japs, we do have caps (Christian American princesses) which we invented. Chinese and Indians move here for the schools. there are no black people. high schoolers have parties every weekend where there is pot and expensive vodka. They insta themselves drinking because parents dgaf. some people exaggerate it here just because they are jealous of he bubble that we live in. We will never know how the real world works because our parents will pay for our NYC apartment out of college and everything after that:)
Short Hills may have the worst reputation but residents don't mind the hate because they can buy your house and use it as their dog house:)

Short bus rider 

A person who is not very smart; a little slow. Referring to the buses in a school district that transport the "special needs" students.
When Jessica Simpson asked if tuna was fish or chicken, some people said she might be a short bus rider.
Short bus rider by Lizzie H October 19, 2005

short girl syndrome 

A girl who has an aggressive attitude due to her height and people always looking down on her.
She cute but honestly when she talks you can tell she has short girl syndrome

Short Bus Reject

1.A person who is so intellectually challenged, their mental deficencies far surpass that of the individuals who normally qualify for using the short bus. In other words, they are inelligible for the short bus.

2. Beyond merely stupid or retarded.
Person a: I need to get famous, dawg.
Person b: why don't you go out and give to a chairity or do community service or somethin?
Person a: Nah, man, thats what famous people do, I gotta get famous first so people recognize!
Person b: Man, you a Short Bus Reject.
Short Bus Reject by Intelligent. February 21, 2010
It is a small container of alcohol carried in its own container.
Imo get me a short-dog and hit the road.
short-dog by remio August 15, 2007
verb; when driving around looking for a parking space and as you pull up to one you thought was empty, you see that it is in fact taken already by a short car.
My friend and zipped down the first row of parking spaces to secure a spot we thought was empty, only to be short car'd.

Since I drive a short car, I make sure to not pull into a parking space all the way as to not short car other people.
short car by riderlikeabronc January 8, 2010