sprout-shooter

A derogatory way to dismiss one's behavior as trivial or childish.

Also an excellent strategy to establish complete domination of your coolness over the other loser.

As the 17 year old boys were throwing rocks at the cars I couldnt help but think their actions where similar to a Sprout-shooter's.

Brett rolled his eyes as Marsha cried. Why was she such a Sproutshooter?

by Brett and Marsha December 24, 2006

hook-and-shoot

The act of suddenly grabbing a good-looking person with a "hook" move on the dance floor and pulling this person to you while your friends quickly take a picture in the hope of improving your own Facebook status.

You:
Duuuuuude, look at this chick I scored with last night!
Your friends:
No way man, you pulled a hook-and-shoot

by 6P April 21, 2008

Oh Shoot! Yo Theres Vigilante

The phrase said when the presence of Vigilante is known. The Vigilante is the man that stands up on the 4th floor of his apartment complex and surveys the region all night. It is guessed that he does it to relax and chill, but in the meantime, he keeps the neighborhood safe. Everyone walking on the streets below know who he is, but do not know his identity. He is usually leaning forward on the balcony and looking around.

Guy 1: Yo its mah boy!

Guy 2: Yo what up
Guy 1: *looks up* Oh Shoot! Theres Vigilante
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Yo theres vigilante

Guy 3: Yo hes still there, he was there all night the other night.

Guy 1: The Vigilante

by Theresdavigilante December 16, 2013

Sharp shootership

Excellence at shooting guns. It's a noun version for sharp shooter

"In order to be a member you need really high sharp shootership.

by zman4593 July 2, 2016

The whole bang shoot

All encompassing.

He lost everything in the hurricane - the whole bang shoot.

by Circle November 5, 2008

mute and shoot

turning the audio off on a video in order to be able to masturbate to it successfully i.e. shoot your load. Videos that require muting and shooting include pornography with attractive actresses who unfortunately make noises like monkeys in the zoo when they get excited or talk too much especially when their excessive talking is in a creepy baritone.

Muting and shooting can also be necessary when traditional pornography is not available and one must resort to watching music videos of a singer who is incredibly hot, but completely lacks talent.

Guy 1: "Remember how much it sucked when it took hours to download porn and then you'd finally watch it and the chick would be screaming so fake?"

Guy 2: "Yah man. All that you can do in that situation is mute and shoot."

by APxLSxMT April 28, 2010

shoot me

A phrase said when one wants death.

Person A: Hey, did you remember that we have a test today?
Person B: Oh God, shoot me now.

by cam.is.cheesy September 19, 2017