shloomer

The longest fry in your french fry carton.

I went to Mickey Dee's and my brother saved the shloomer as his last french fry.

by TeeDee7 October 18, 2008

Shkoop

The baddest mutha fucka you'll ever play Xbox live with, he kills all in his path and fears nothing.

I played with Shkoop the other day and got my shit rocked so hard i had to go home and pick the shit-balls out of my ass hair!

by LazyScranton May 27, 2010

shloogin

awesome or cool.

dang, Austin is so shloogin. I wish I was him.

by austinbissoshloogin December 7, 2010

shloogin

awesome or cool.

dang, Austin is so shloogin. I wish I was him.

by austinbissoshloogin December 7, 2010

shlopper-shmearer

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).

Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.

by Why I Outta April 7, 2013

Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013

Sclooping

Sclooping/to scloop \verb\ 1: the act of doing work for one job or class, while at another job or in another class. 2: to take care of personal matters while at the office. Origins: Hastings-on-Hudson, NY

"Sarah got caught working on her chemistry homework in AP English class; she was sclooping." "I had to scloop all day at work today to finalize our itinerary for our trip to the hamptons."

by Miss Lonely Hearts November 5, 2013