shiteical

Dog faeces, placed in a small plastic bag by the dogs owner or guardian then hung from the branch of a tree or bush, resembling a decoration on a Christmas tree. Derivation of icicle.

I'm fed up with people walking their dogs down the Cut Lane and leaving shiteicals for the poo fairies to collect.

by dawnraider55 December 8, 2016

ShitTickets

Another ridiculous word to use when talking about toilet paper.

Hey, I'm stuck on the toilet & we're all out of SHITTICKETS!!!

by CJB1984 May 15, 2017

ShitDick

A stupid person

You shitdick

by Heass July 16, 2017

Shitpipe

Shitpipe is The proper terminology for a gay man's Kum receptacle found sticking vertical uncapped at a construction site!. There are typically well known location for donkey holes to linger around. They must sit down and go up and down until it's assume explodes then becomes Foreman of Jizzlers.

The foreman told the donkeyhole to go sit on the shitpipe and get himself off!

by Donkey_Minimus July 21, 2017

Shitcicle

A more festive way of saying shit.

Aw shitcicle! I spilled egg nog all over myself.

by Incoporal August 29, 2017

Shitdick

Having fecal matter on your weiner

Yo did you hear about Pheytyn and Kate? He stuck it in her bum and got Shitdick

by PheyPhey December 15, 2017

Shitpiss

The act of pissing shit

Man 1: Hey look bob tommy just ripped a shitpiss

Man 2. Holy shitpiss that's awesome

by .hhtits6653 December 18, 2017