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re.session 

Regarding resession
Re.session takes place after forward(ed) session.
re.session by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Shit Session 

When Jeff Session is appointed Attorney General
Oh man, what a major Shit Session in the senate.
Shit Session by TheDumpman January 31, 2017

Bird Wetting Session 

A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).

Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"
My girlfriend was on her period so we couldn't have sex but I still got a bird wetting session.

dick touching session 

Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.
LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.

Western states session movement 

A movement that seeks to make all the states west of the Mississippi river an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.
John is in the western states session movement.

Clam Session 

A group meeting where every smelly vagina in a 20 mile radius of the nearest Mommy Blogger mail box suddenly breathes in the winds of a hurricane, and whistles a note so high pitched that a space Dolphin is aborted.
Did you hear about the legendary clam session in Brazil last Hump day?
Clam Session by L0LL42o February 19, 2015