Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.
LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.
A group meeting where every smelly vagina in a 20 mile radius of the nearest Mommy Blogger mail box suddenly breathes in the winds of a hurricane, and whistles a note so high pitched that a space Dolphin is aborted.
Did you hear about the legendary clamsession in Brazil last Hump day?