vertical seafood taco

Slang for the female genitalia.

I'm gonna show ChelseaDave my vertical seafood taco tonight if he plays his card right.

by ChelseaDave November 17, 2006

low self-esteem

self esteem is how u feel about urself. low self-esteem is when u dont like urself, or u feel bad about urself.
thats one reason ppl make fun of other ppl, b/c they have low self-esteem

many shy ppl can have low self-esteem; thus that can be a reason why they're so shy.
some ppl make fun of certain ppl and mess with them a lot, b/c they have low-self esteem..b/c they feel bad about themselves, or they have something they dont like about themselves, so they make fun of someone and when they get other ppl laughing they feel better about themselves, or they feel good that they got something out of that person.

by c_tina October 16, 2008

candid selfie

A selfie (photograph taken of oneself) made to look like it was taken while the subject had no idea they were being photographed.

Nice candid selfie profile pic!

by csh425 May 13, 2014

Shameless Self Promotion

A individual that doesn't give a rat's crap about what other people think of them promoting themselves. They conststantly post about their abilities, skills, or business on a regular basis on all forms of media.

Lee is now using scheduling apps to promote his company. He feel behind on his shameless self promotion self promotion post because he was in back to back meeting with paying clients.

by The Wade Effect May 19, 2016

go fuck you're self

1) Under the influence of bad grammar and mild retardation.
2) The misinterpretation of the more common phrase "go fuck yourself".
3) aftercrash.

aftercrash: Smitty, go fuck you're self.
Old Smitty: PWNED

by InStrife October 12, 2004

self-defecating

A term that stupid people use accidentally when they really mean "self-deprecating" and clever people use on purpose to make poop jokes that stupid people wont get.

The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.

by Rickter Scale April 18, 2010

Self Facial

A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.

When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.

by Sex Guru God December 20, 2009