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self-inflicted orgasm

Johnny suffered from a self-inflicted orgasm. Or rather, he didn't suffer at all.
by inothernews April 8, 2010
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self eating watermelon

A process or organization with little value or function other than to support its own existence. Similar to a self licking ice-cream cone (see spinnish )
The Orlando Expressway Authority's advertising budget just goes to prove what a self eating watermelon it's become
by jondrew December 13, 2010
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self-sufficionado

Noun. A person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about all things self-sufficient.
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall is a British celebrity chef, television personality, and a self-sufficionado known for his back-to-basics philosophy.
by Norm DePlume January 13, 2013
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Selfaholic

That one person on your instagram feed who takes over 20 selfies a day. This person is usually obsessed with their own self image. Sadly there is no cure for this horrible disease. Typical captions include:#nomakeup #pretty #natural or cheesy song lyrics. Their selfies tend to be edited more than a Lil Wayne album so don't believe them if they say otherwise.
Person1:"Jen is such a selfaholic"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"
by GrouchVaude September 12, 2014
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Self talk

Self talk is the way you talk to yourself, or your inner voice. You might not be aware that you're doing it, but you almost certainly are.

Self talk is important because it has a big impact on how you feel and what you do.
Getting high playing with physiology self talk yourself into a unconscious state of mind
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 16, 2019
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self-pleasuring hybrid

A self-charging hybrid, an invention of the automotive industry to fool wannabe greens that they are making a difference to climate change
Rex thought his new car was a game-changer, when it was simply a gas powered self-pleasuring hybrid
by Limbic Candy September 15, 2020
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Self Control

Self Control

(Sell-f-cont-roll)

1. The ability to refrain from expressing yourself emotionally, physically, etc.

2. Something I do not have.
-------------Example 1.-------------

Person 1: "Today I prevented a murder"

Person 2: "Really! How?"

Person 1: "Self Control"

-------------Example 2.-------------

Jerk: *knocks over your card castle on purpose*

Your self-control: *Desperately trying to keep you from breaking their kneecaps*

Jerk: "You can just rebuild it, it probably didn't take long anyway"

Your self-control: *gone*
by Frostbyte112 January 8, 2021
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