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pull security

maintaining a sector of responsibility for any potential threat that could fuck you up.
Hey dipshit, stop standing around and pull security!
by geweyn August 17, 2023
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Security

Corporate gaslighting used by big tech to justify taking away the consumer's rights and freedom of a product they paid for by locking out aftermarket parts and accessories or even first party parts without the manufacturer's blessing that comes in the form of proprietary software only they have access to.
To ensure the safety and security of our customers, a recent firmware update locks out the use of aftermarket accessories, parts and third party repair to secure the money in our pockets by forcing the user to mail it back to us at their cost so we can charge you up the ass for a poor quality fix and a six month plus turnaround time with no updates.
by 36368876 March 13, 2023
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select security promotion

Select security promotion. This is when you leave an employee due to working conditions, poor treatment, etc and get re-hired down the road as a manager.
A: dude. I finally left that slave farm shithole. I couldn’t take it any more.

B: oh good. In a few months, they’ll re-hire you as a manager and you’ll be treated better because you’re higher on the corporate ladder. That’s a select security promotion.
by Vista20p July 14, 2018
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Secure

insurance, specifically life insurance.
John felt relieved after knowing that he had purchased life insurance, knowing that his family will be financially secure in the event of his premature death.
by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025
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Keeper Security

If ya sight up it spams your email
10000000 New messages from: Keeper Security
by ඞ Swift ඞ December 8, 2020
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pack secured

When you secure/obtain the package wether it be drugs, food or basically anything of value
Me: Aye bro you got any bud
Plug: yeah I got the pack secured homie

Me: Yo homie, can u get my Chinese otw back to the crib
Homie: Yeah dog package secured
by CatInTheHatThatGoesSlimeSlatt December 16, 2019
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