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screw puppy

see fuck buddy

Somewhat less formal than the prior deination, could be useful only if the person has a sense of humor...
Want to be my screw puppy??!!!
by Sottises March 18, 2005
mugGet the screw puppymug.

Screw yourself

To go fuck yourself. Insert your penis into your asshole, or your finger into your titty blob.
by AnonymousDefinition January 5, 2015
mugGet the Screw yourselfmug.

jew screw

To acquire one's money through a shady transaction.
I got jew screwed when I signed up for a pyramid scheme and gave my "mentor" $500 to join.
by Chris Ci Walker May 7, 2007
mugGet the jew screwmug.

Chopped and Screwed

Man I bought her a drink, but then she rejected to dance with me, I just got chopped and screwed over.
by zkay May 21, 2009
mugGet the Chopped and Screwedmug.

screw up

The act of failure in doing a job which wasn't intended or expected by the others.
Jim:What the fuck was that man?
Robert:I know I screw up.
Jim:*angry and disappointed*
by dipshite May 12, 2014
mugGet the screw upmug.

screwing around

by Dawn June 15, 2002
mugGet the screwing aroundmug.

go screw

An alternate form of "go screw yourself," often used hypothetically.
Mike: Bill wants to know if you're going to pay him back today.

Ed: Tell Bill to go screw.
by AdamC123 April 17, 2008
mugGet the go screwmug.

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