screw puppy

see fuck buddy

Somewhat less formal than the prior deination, could be useful only if the person has a sense of humor...

Want to be my screw puppy??!!!

by Sottises March 18, 2005

Screw yourself

To go fuck yourself. Insert your penis into your asshole, or your finger into your titty blob.

Go screw yourself, Dave, and get the fuck out of my house!

by AnonymousDefinition January 5, 2015

jew screw

To acquire one's money through a shady transaction.

I got jew screwed when I signed up for a pyramid scheme and gave my "mentor" $500 to join.

by Chris Ci Walker May 7, 2007

Chopped and Screwed

Getting rejected and screwed over.

Man I bought her a drink, but then she rejected to dance with me, I just got chopped and screwed over.

by zkay May 21, 2009

screw up

The act of failure in doing a job which wasn't intended or expected by the others.

Jim:What the fuck was that man?
Robert:I know I screw up.
Jim:*angry and disappointed*

by dipshite May 12, 2014

screwing around

go see screw around

by Dawn June 15, 2002

go screw

An alternate form of "go screw yourself," often used hypothetically.

Mike: Bill wants to know if you're going to pay him back today.

Ed: Tell Bill to go screw.

by AdamC123 April 17, 2008