Schrodinger's Virgin

Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.

"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."

by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021

Schrodinger's Cock

A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out

"The schrodinger's cock on that guy is insane"

by Pider-Myn January 29, 2022

Schrodinger’s Cat

An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.

Schrodinger’s Cat is a pain in the ass.
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”

by Helpimlearning October 24, 2020

Schrodingers Apple

When a hot girl could be a guy unless proven otherwise. For example by the Adam's apple that can't be removed

Guy 1: that girl is hot
Guy 2: watchout that girl could be a schrodingers apple

by Iamgay light July 8, 2025

Schrodinger's Tryhard

Like schrodinger's douchbag, but for video games. A person who plays a game seriously, but decides if they were "trying" or not depending on the outcome of the game.

"Alright I'm going to start trying now"
*person loses the match*
"I wasn't trying at all."
"Yeah sure, you're a schrodinger's tryhard, just another sore loser."

by vidgamenate November 20, 2023

Schrodinger's Graze

A graze that you will not touch depending on the amount of pain you had when you first touched it.

Yesterday i had a graze it did not hurt when i touched it so i kept on touching it i guess you could say i had 'Schrodinger's graze

or

Yesterday i had a graze that hurt when i touched it, so i treated it like a fragile vase for the rest of the day

by Chilly6.0 May 25, 2020

Schrodinger's girlfriend

When she is your girlfriend and not your girlfriend simultaneously

She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend

by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024