schrodinger's flirt

when someone makes a thirsty comment about someone else and retroactively decides whether it was a joke or not based on everyone else's reaction
"A: she is so hot"
"B: bro you cant say that"
"A: haha of course not, i was joking"
"B: must be schrodinger's flirt"
by dickrider39 November 13, 2023
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Schrodinger's Nigga

If your homie was really having a nigga moment in a walmart or if he wasnt. This concept is extremely vital to fish out the baddest nigga from the other pussies
Nigs: yo homes i heard you brutally shot down a 5 year old inside of a walmart using a p90?
Nigs the 2nd: nah nigga that was some other dumbass mofo
Nigs: tis truly Schrodinger's nigga
by ssmokingisbad April 29, 2024
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schrodinger's threesome

having a threesome with 2 ladyboys. You are both gay and straight at the same time since you are fucking 2 halfs a woman and 2 halfs a man.
Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?

Person 1: Both?
by Iwritefunnywords December 19, 2024
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Schrodinger tits

When someone offers to send you tits pic but you don't know their gender
I'm in Schrodinger tits situation as I do not know your gender I am both repulsed and aroused in equal measure
by jackblk March 19, 2021
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schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out
Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020
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Schrodingers Jerk

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.
Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024
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Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.
Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy
by h06i10 January 08, 2023
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