schmetard

A person who is acting unbelievably retarded, and is unable to attain a level of friendship with anyone surrounding them.

2+2 is 4, you schmetard.

or

"You forgot to refill the toilet paper, you schmetard!"

by Coleyoyo July 26, 2006

Schmuck

a foolish or contemptible person. also known as a person who frequents Fedmyster's streams

the_great_schmuck LULW

by schoolisveryhardgang August 19, 2018

Schmitty

A girl YouTuber who thinks the earth is flat, there’s no such thing as gravity, that pewdiepie punched her, that you can overdose on tic tacs and that Morgan Freeman in Nelson Mandela

Girl- omg did you see that schmitty video the other day?
Me- yeah she’s so fake

by TakeALook October 26, 2019

schmitt-faced

To become intoxicated on Schmidt Beer,a low cost low quality alcohlolic beverage famous for having images of animals on the can.Also known as Animal Beer.Unfortunately illiterate imbeciles don't know how to spell SCHMIDT

Let's get schmitt-faced,more properly schimdt faced

by boing757 June 2, 2009

Schmitten

a scary game where everyone disappears.

Zoe- Let's play Schmitten!

by SCHMITTEN LOVER XOXOX September 29, 2011

schmuckle

a type of currency in coin form

I was putting on my shoes this morning and I found a schmuckle in my right shoe. Liliya!

by Liliya Spivak February 24, 2008

Schmuck

1. A word only your parents use
2. Someone who dosent think much or is dull in the head

Your such a schmuck!

by 22Miss_Understood22 January 24, 2017