s-schmid

to rape a dog in the ass and then puke n it after drinking 1/4 of a shot of vodka,you pussy

Spencer just s-schmidded that dog!

by andy May 4, 2004

schmidty

A pretty swell guy who is normally , white, bald or balding, and occasionally over weight.

"Hey, look at that guy he is such a schmidty"

or

"That schmidty over there just spilled ice cream on himself"

by Joe January 19, 2004

Schmiddle

Last drop of cum after a male individual completes masturbation and ajaculates.

"Oh shit the schmiddle got on my pubes." Said Mike to himself.

by M. J. M. April 28, 2009

Jingley Schmidty

Female ejaculation.
To projectile female ejaculation.
To sputter until "empty."
Often times "diarehha style" femal ejacualation because it sputters.
A first timer's "coming.

"Hey, do you even get off?"
--"Yeah, I Jingley Schmidty myself last night."

by MBeezy April 21, 2006

Schmidtiphobia

The Fear Of Balance

Kenny was afraid to stand upon the skateboard becuse he suffers from Schmidtiphobia.

by ChineseCanadian October 29, 2008

schmidtstain

A person who poops on the ground in public

Tony was drinking last night and left schmidtstain on the sidewalk outside

by eljeezy March 3, 2023

Schmidtting

'Schmidtting' is a term used to describe a German man rubbing his penis on his partner's face.

'He was schmidtting me last night!'

'Dude, I want him to schmidt me so bad.'

'I think he's really into schmidtting...'

by IL0V3Jello323 September 8, 2023