schmear

schmear,

the word for smearing turds on your wall

grant : schmear
Todd:*under mind control* okay then master *takes a big one on the floor*

by Sinclair02 March 4, 2019

schmear

when you schmear something on a door

muuuuum i just schmeard some spaghetti on my dooooooor

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! March 4, 2019

Fancy Schmancy

The phrase that Beth says all the time

FaNcY sChMaNcY!!

by hi guess what its me May 29, 2019

schenanigan

1. A caper or other nefarious activity.

2. An old term for a party.

3. A cocktail invented at Lancaster University (UK) in 2004. By a mysterious group only know as Team Win. The cocktail consists of 50ml southern comfort, 25ml galliano, 25ml bannana liquor, topped off with orange juice and a dash of grenadine. Note: There maybe some ingredients missing, due to the difficulties in communicating with the inventors of the schenanigan.

1. M8 fuck lets go and do some schenanigans tonight.

2. M8 fuck lets this isn't much of a schenanigan.

3. M8 fuck, don't make me drink anymore of those schenanigans.

by tricky101 February 16, 2005

Schlender

noun sometimes used a verb-(1)one who has the nasty habit of taking something normal and making a long drawn out and unpleasant ordeal out of it. (2) He or she that makes what sounded like a good idea terrible.

Normal Guy- Hey man let's go to Culver's THAT PLACE ROCKS
Group- YEAH! Great idea!
THAT GUY- Well...so...guys I was thinking that we should probably figure out a way to go to Culver's and type up a fitness plan so we can work off the calories
Group- Well actually Culver's doesn't sound good at all
Normal Guy- Dude... way to SCHLENDER it up

by thelonelyisland1992 May 2, 2011

schmang

A wild and unruly female dog, usually of the 'toy' group. Name derived from 'Siamang', a primate of similar behavioral characteristics.

That little schmang barks it's head off every time I walk by!!!

by bengjyi May 1, 2006

schmear

A strategy used in the card game Sheepshead, wherein a person will play a high point value card in a situation where his or her partner is likely to take the trick.

After my partner played the big black I threw the ace of diamonds out there as schmear.

by zozman June 19, 2006