Schlapps

A Combination of Slaps and Schlong
When your dick physically slaps something
Or Alternatively when the Sex Is Good

"Yeah I just Schlapped my meat on the counter for literally no reason" or "Yeah ig that dick really Schlapps and after I start playing Clash Royale"

by YungTejano2004 April 29, 2020

Schlomp

To be an over obsessive gay

Mark is such a schlomp

by GarretStreams August 20, 2020

schlapp

The sound made when two fat Republicans are having sex.

Mercedes and Matt could be heard schlapping four doors down the hall.

by SandyBrisgds October 22, 2020

Schlapp

a lie so ridiculous it does not even make sense to the liar

My buddy told me a real big Schlapp today, he said that Saturn is a MAGA sanctuary and QAnon is the king but can't tell me if this is the car or the planet.

by OutofCntxtClues November 9, 2020

Schlapping

The sound emitted by slapping with a slight wet/moist tone to it.

-Hey, What is Sylvia doing in there?
-No clue, Probably having sex, I heard em Schlapping.

by Sir Schlong December 3, 2020

Schlopalopalinopho

The act of being in-genuinely ingenious without being genuine towards ingenuinity

Damnnnn she was Schlopalopalinopho, I’ll tell you that much

by jakestuh January 4, 2021

SCHLORP

Ranboo is the founder:when you consume a lolsquid (liquid solid)

I just schlorped some yogurt

by RANBOO’S BELOVED February 23, 2021