schmee

stoked or happy

dude i just got a blunt to fakie! schmee

by justin fjdklahfjkalsfhj January 21, 2009

schmee schma

The answer to a question that someone annoying asked, or a comeback.

person 1: Give me my book back.
Person 2: No.
person 1: Give me my book back.
Person 2: No
person 1: Give me my book back.
person 2: Schmee Schma
person 1: *laughs*

by Sara July 9, 2004

Schleeping

to give a good succ

Plankton is just schleeping on the schlong

by planktonboss June 22, 2016

schmee

Funny term for me.

Hey everyone stop shooting at schmee!
(On the phone) Hi honey, it's schmee!

by Bob March 30, 2004

schmeeee

The lovable assistant to Captain Hook. Also the smell/taste of the substance accumulating on or near the gooch resulting from a lack of showering and an excess of masturbating. Can be used as lubricant for a Karen Jackson, deodorant for Jimith Jacksonith, or toothpaste for a Mcleanith Milleras.

Janet enjoys snacking on the schmeeee between my balls for breakfast after a long night of love making and watching of Family Guy.

by Zanzarella May 29, 2003

Scheel

To abandon children in favor of drugs, sex, and dog breeding.

She used to be a good mom, but all of a sudden she became a Scheel.

by TwatBlaster3000 February 4, 2018

schmee

A word some people use for the back of the knee. This is a lie. These people are not to be trusted and should probably be ridiculed.

Evil Person: Hey guys, did you know that the back of the knee is called the schmee?

The World: Leave and never return. You only work to hurt those that you love.

by RJ Coolenstein November 5, 2006