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Simpery

The negative and low lying nature, habits, mannerisms, that are common to weak, effeminate men, raised in a matriarchal/late stage single mother society and culture that is devoid of any logic, rational thought, and benefit to the male agent. Activity that is to the sole benefit of women and not the male agents in question regardless of negative and positive outcomes.

The total and collective culture of modern men, revolving around benefitting women in the form of martyr like characteristics. A culture created by the lack of fathers and or father figures that works to transfer all positive gains from the male sex to the female sex.

The generally looked down upon culture of men doing anything for the possibility of getting pussy no matter the cost in financial, physical and mental terms. The collective mannerisms, culture and activities that are generally reviled among men raised in two parent households and those with strong male presence in their lives.
1. Brodie1: She said she would not have sex with him until he showed commitment and put the time, finances and effort in to show his value to her.
Brodie 2: She's a single mother with 3 kids already. The horse left the barn, it isn't even in it anymore. The dumbass married her, damn what an idiot.

Brodie1: I just could never engage in simpery at that level ever in my life. My parents would disown me. Make that shit make sense.

Brodie2: It dont make sense period. The promulgation of simpery in modern society has led to a rapid decline of family values and healthy family structures to give children the best chance to make it in life. Shit is all the way sad. Shit is all they way bad.
by Mister Northeast October 28, 2021
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Sameer

People who lose there nose in a accident then just go around sticking there dick in pipes. Their most commonly see fucking a engine or harpreet
Man you such a sameer

Yooo man shut upppp mannnn yooooooooo
by Stopairballing November 5, 2020
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scamperer

one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.
Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"

Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"
by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008
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Sapperton Station

A station on the SkyTrain's Expo Line (used to be Millennium Line) that actually doesn't exist. There are literally no buses serving the station, no street level access, and you have to get to it using a bridge, why was this even built
Let's go to sapperton station, wait, what do we even do there, literally the mysterious carpark next to the bridge is the only interesting thing about it
by penapox October 28, 2018
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simperella

Emma: Omg, Tony is so hot, he is literally the man of my dreams. Can you believe he drives a BMW? Wow holy. I want him to have my babies. He is literally the GOAT.

Eleanor and Mary turn to each other while watching Emma.

"What a simperella"
by Thiccy-Deluxe52 March 11, 2020
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C’mere n Sameer that phuddin

A colloquial phrase indicating to an Indian man that he’s openly welcomed to come forth and smear a creamy dessert consumable.
Good morning sir, C’mere n Sameer that phuddin.”
by Cumb3000 March 15, 2020
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Language used to interact with pupper dogs since 1992.
"He's just a doooog"

-P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)
by Pupper Sam January 15, 2009
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