smoked salmon effect 

n. the state of becoming such an everyday luxury that people expect to be able to afford it at all times.

Even though champagne may still provide a glimmer of excitement, it has certainly undergone the smoked salmon effect because it's so commonplace and people have come to expect it.

smoked salmon effect by Lingrad February 14, 2005

dead salmon

when the partner on the bottom does not move during intercourse. maybe throws in an occasional wiggle.

When Eva is in her home bed, she pulls the dead salmon, but if you got something for her she will grab your hips and rock your world.

dead salmon by Temple House February 13, 2006

Slap the Salmon

Female masturbation or female/female sexual activity.

I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.

My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.

Slap the Salmon by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

crowd salmon 

When a group of people are all moving in one direction, like into a bar or concert, the one or two people who are moving in the opposite direction of the crowd bumping into everyone and getting in the way, like a salmon swimming upstream.

example 1:
"this guy just bumped into me and made me spill my beer, what a fucking crowd salmon"

example 2:

person 1 "whats this guys problem, hes getting in everyones way"

person 2 "hes a god damn crowd salmon, he loves it"

crowd salmon by coolguy406 June 7, 2010

Not Salmon

A sight so bizarre you can only be sure that it is not salmon.

"What in gods name is that?!"
"Well, it's certainly Not Salmon."

Not Salmon by Jackie SSS January 16, 2015

Cheesey Salmon Slots 

A rather elaborate yet highly description term for a Gash.

This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.

I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.

Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots

Cheesey Salmon Slots by TonyTVR July 28, 2008

bog salmon 

A poo that refuses to flush away. ie it swims against the tide to its natural birthplace

God, you'd think Anne would know better. I went into the toilet immediately after her only to be greeted by her bog salmon.

bog salmon by Skid Reeks April 11, 2008