safe zone

A place where spoiled students cry about their issues and think it would be solved by just talking about it.

Ron went to the safe zone to cry over the victory of Donald Trump

by realistsforpower November 16, 2016

to play safely

To maintain sexual abstinence, or limit sexual encounters to the enjoyments of self masturbation.

Abstinence or self masturbation are the only choices for those who intend to play safely.

When Mary caught chlamydia from a sexual encounter with a one night stand, she realized that while there is such a thing as 'safer sex', the only way to play safely is through sexual abstinence or self masturbation.

by sinn0cent1 December 27, 2005

safe sex

No Such Thing
*See oxymoron

Considering the stupidy level of the average human, I'd say that's about accurate.

by Anonaymous November 22, 2004

safe space

A place where individuals of an oppressed group can go to find community with other individuals of the same group without feeling the threat of harassment or violence. People who are against the idea of safe spaces often misconstrue them as a place to escape reality, when actually they are places people go to understand the collective reality of oppression and find support. A safe space is not ignorant of hard realities, it's just a place where people can go to exist without fear of harassment based on parts of their identity.

Woman: It seems like women get talked over and have what they say completely disregarded. I want to create a safe space for women to express themselves without being shouted at
Neckbeard, unaware that this statement validates the woman's argument: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch.

by relaxbruh September 15, 2017

Safe spacer

A person that believes in creating safe spaces for people to go to when words hurt. Normally found at student union desks.

Whilst in class today someone assumed my gender . luckily the su president is a safe spacer so I had somewhere to go

by JJnot September 17, 2016

Safe Zone

A safe zone is connected to a non parasitic area

There is no parasites so it must be a safe zone.

by Safe zone finder August 23, 2022

Clean And Safe

Since Portland Police is useless, you call Clean And Safe. No, they cant arrest anybody, but when you are bleeding out cuz the crackhead stabbed you, you will get better help from Clean And Safe than the actual police.

1) I had to call Clean And Safe today, some crazy lady came into my shop screaming and yelling, cracked out of her mind
2) 503.388.3888
3)What Jo-Ann Hardesty hates

by 503.Portland.971 October 30, 2022