spam in the can

used to denote anal sex

Theresa lets her lovers know that a fancy dinner does not impress her as much as spam in the can!

by don samson December 4, 2009

Spam-man

A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam

Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"

by Leeloodeedah March 2, 2019

Spam bot

The scum of YouTube. Basically, they're robots disguised as your favorite YouTuber trying to get you to fall for some scam, where they steal your social security number, credit card information, bank account details, and other various things that criminals use to rob you. In other cases, they could also be getting you into a sketchy looking site that gives your computer an insane virus, one that can perhaps destroy your computer forever. Avoid at all costs.

My six year old cousin accidentally sold her mom's bank account details to some hacker through a spam bot on YouTube.

by _Andromeda October 29, 2018

spam purse

vagina, ax wound, meat curtains, also beef curtains, love tunnel, hey nanny nanny, hoooodilly, she taco, cunt, spam box.

A spam purse is a classic prerequisites for playing hide the salami.

by Matt Hamms March 12, 2007

spam castanets

Sagging vaginal lips. See also Beef Curtain.

She sure knows how to play the spam castanets.

by donkey April 15, 2004

spam address

An email address that you don't really care about, so you use it whenever some sketchy site or person asks you for one.

"Before leaving, the old man asked me if I would be in the library later for help. "I like your writing skill," he compliments me. Afraid, I told him I'd probably be gone later, so he asked for my email address. I gave him my spam address and..."

by benrawk December 26, 2006

Spam Blocker

Spam Blocker - The name given to any small rodent used in the art of bum love

"I can't seem to shake my Spam Blocker out"

"I completely forgot to remove my Spam Blocker and it just fell out in the toilet"

"I think i'm going to need a bigger tube for my Spam Blocker"

“My boyfriend borrowed my Spam Blocker last night and nearly suffocated the poor thing”

by Curtis aka The Prodigal Son February 9, 2010