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Rubber utter 

Rubber Utter:
Take a nut filled condom; poke hole in, cut off, or tear small hole in in the end. You or your partner then proceeds to milk it by squirting nut on breasts and or face like one is decorating a cake.
She wanted some man-sauce on her tits after I had already left my nut in the condom. So I took it and gave her the rubber utter.
Rubber utter by DWK December 26, 2007
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Rubber face

openly show approval, disapproval, concern, frustration and the whole range of human emotions
He is a rubber face when deals are not follow through

Rubber Band

A rubber is a condom and a rubber band is when you ejaculate in a condom and you stretch it and fire the cum filled condom at your partner face. Also known as a facial.
Gasser rubberbanded his boyfriends after anal sex.

As he came,his girlfriend asked him to rubber band her.
Rubber Band by AJ Khalifa January 11, 2010

Rubber Glovin' 

The act of fingering ones own anus. Used predominantly as an insult. Rubber Glovin' is taboo in most Western civilisations.
Guy: That Guy sure walks funny, he must have been up Rubber Glovin' all night.
Guy 2: SNAP!
Rubber Glovin' by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Rubber Ducky 

The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.
While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.
Rubber Ducky by Drusalt March 31, 2009

Rubber Fist 

items needed;
1. Condom (ribbed) bought form either Waitrose, for a pre planed attack, or from the local pub vending machine
2. bottle of peach flavoured spermicidal lube
3. mans fist, preferably attached to body

directions:
After a good night out with your partner and you are up for some loving, get them to bend over. Roll the condom over your fist and smear the lube over anus and fist then proceed with a steam train motion untill the desired affect is reached

Alternative items;
1. shopping bag, not brown paper ones
2. crisp packet
3. olive oil
4. foot
5. elbow
1. Ooooo lets do some rubber fisting
2. I wanna feel your rubber fist in me pounding away
Rubber Fist by Oliver James Green February 26, 2009