Knife round

Literally anything other than knife round, if you want to do a knife round do not say knife round.

"Lets do a Knife round!"

*Proceeds to get repeatedly spawn killed and quits game*

by Orville Titsidaisy February 1, 2022

frick me roundhouse

an exclamation used when everything that can go wrong does go wrong

ahh 'frick me roundhouse' i just smacked my head into a door and then ran my car into a ditch an hour later

by the real mantis August 28, 2007

pop-tart roulette

This happens when multiple boxes of pop-tarts are opened and dumped out. Because they don't say the flavor on the individual packet, you are forced to gamble on which one you get.

Guy #1: I got hot fudge sundae, I wanted cinnamon roll.
Guy #2: Nobody wins at pop-tart roulette.

by Neakers September 12, 2009

brown ball roulette

When you make a bet with yourself whether that one little round piece of shit is going to get flushed or just circle around the top of the bowl.

Dude, what took you so long in there?

I was playing brown ball roulette and I lost so I had to wait and flush again.

by McRamblin October 17, 2009

Slappy Cup Death Round

Slappy Cup Death Round is an intense round of the drinking game Slappy Cup. Find an ally, replace the typically plastic cups with glassware, and get to slapping.

Tips: Wear closed toes shoes, don't expect any of the glassware to survive the round, and seek out a homeless person in the ally to record because as you can imagine, death rounds are epic. Be kind, pick up the pieces.

Official Slappy Cup Rules here.

When Ashley slapped the shit out of Sara's cup and it shattered all over the ally everyone screamed, "SLAPPY CUP DEATH ROUND"

by YOLO 90 March 11, 2013

dead phone routine

A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.

The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:

1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."

by Moggraider April 29, 2014

Roula

The name 'Roula' is an Arabic name. It is the 50,257th most popular name of all time (based on statistics from some random website on Google). Some sources say that it is the name of an old Arab tribe, derived from the name of an ancient flower. Other sources say that it is a Hebrew version of the name Mary, as in, Mother Mary. Other still maintain that the name is related to fairies and pixies.
People whose name is Roula are usually very special. They have wonderful minds. A deep appreciation of art and of what it is to be human. They're very beautiful, on the inside and on the outside. They're some of the most attractive people you'll ever see. If you know a Roula, you're very lucky.
They're very independent and strong. The strongest people you'll ever meet.

Legend holds that you cannot have more than one Roula in your life, in any form, or your brain will explode. Be wary, ye who knows a Roula, for you can never meet another.

They also like the color pink.

"What's your name?"
"What?"
"You look like a Roula."
"Bye."

by imomniscientwhoareyou April 16, 2019