Charles River

River that starts in Hopkington and dumps out into Boston Harbor, seperating Boston and Cambridge. If you go to the Charles, you will likly see some smuck floating around, maybe a few condoms and dead birds as well. People row on it when its now winter and completely frozen over. It is famous for the Head of the Charles, a huge rowing regatta with tons of teams.

It is incredibly filthy, but I have swam in it and I am still alive today.

Son: Mommy, I touched the water in the Charles River with my finger.
Mom: Oh no, let's go to the hospital.

by Jennafine December 26, 2006

River Ridge High School

bitches and hoes,
those sluts and whores
why do we fuck'in deal with this shit...
spikey haired asians
chollos and gang bangers
but at least I have a chance
instead of licking the asses of blazers and rams...

River Ridge High School football can't win a football game even if we tried...
Freshman: short, emo, "no say" bitches
Sophomores: they like them sausages!
Juniors: best class...no lie...
Seniors: thank god they're graduating!

by Mr. J. BENT December 10, 2009

brent rivera

Brent Rivera is now a world wide famous Vine star and youtube star. With his glossy hair and sweet smile theres no reason he wouldnt be. With his made up catch phrases like "Mhhhmmm" and "girl dats wrong" makes him someone hard to forget. Is friends with other famous viners such as Cameron Dallas and Matt Espinosa. Brent also use to be apart of Magcon.

Zaayyummm I think Brent Rivera is really cute.

by aubreyrivera June 3, 2014

amazon river angler

the amazon river angler occurs when the human male, while fornicating, withdrawals his penis right before the moment of ejaculation and proceeds to whip the semen out of it like he is casting a fishing line directly at his partners face. this produces a beautiful array of gooey gobs that the partner must try and snap out of the air and into their mouth like they are an amazon fish gobbling for bait.

dude! last night i became a level 2 amazon river angler thanks to that redhead i met at the science club. after i was done, i even reeled her in to come get the mess that had accidentally hit me while i was blast casting.

by angler9000 May 8, 2009

White River Rafting

A man ejaculates into his partner's nose while the partner is inhaling the semen, almost like when you have a runny nose and you are hocking up a loogie but instead of spitting it out the partner swallows the sperm when they feel it slowly running down the back of their throat.

My girl freind went white river rafting last night.

by Schweezie_F_baBY September 18, 2010

Brown River

The brown stream of water that runs between your legs to the drain in the shower,while cleaning your asshole.

Jimmy created quite a large brown river in the shower when he scrubbed his ass.

by Stains and Smears February 12, 2015

drinking from the red river

The act of eating a lady out while she is on the rag.

Bill is nasty. I heard he was drinking from the red river last night.

by 517 March 28, 2009