The gayest person you will ever meet. Watches guys changing in the locker room and then locks his lips. Doesn’t take showers and has a crusty face.
by Jdmdjfjckss October 30, 2019

A girl who is perfect in every way shape and form. She is kind and caring for anyone willing to be her friend. Rebecca Lynn Reed doesn't think highly of herself because she thinks she can't do anything right , and she is insecure and thinks she is fat. She is short but she is the most precious thing anyone can ever wish for. She will do anything to keep a friendship and not lose anyone she cares about.
Man: hey meet my friend Rebecca Reed
Friend: isn't she the one who always sits in the corner?
Man: yeah, but once you get to know her she is amazing and caring for everyone
Friend: isn't she the one who always sits in the corner?
Man: yeah, but once you get to know her she is amazing and caring for everyone
by Nico caminashi April 6, 2019

Reed Kessler is an amazing horseback rider. She first went into the olympics and got on the equestrian team at age 16 now she attends college while continuing horse shows. She is awesome
by HorseGirl13107 April 7, 2019

A true douchebag and by far the worst goalie in hockey history. Notorious for his awful body odor and his fat and ridiculous sister.
by The Messenjah January 9, 2005

by Gary the Berry B Johnson January 26, 2017

that inoing kid every one knows he thaks he knows every littil thang but we all know he dosent he thanks hes sooo cool but he not!! to bub hem you can just cal hem reeda
by drrtrrrrrr February 6, 2020

Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.
“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”
by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023
