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Raccoon sandwich

A sandwich famously eaten by the great orham of the sheetmetal world, made by a blend of pet raccoon shit and stale bread, it is most enjoyed by the council house family’s of today.
Jeremy brought a raccoon sandwich into work today
by Chicken shop August 31, 2018
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Rusty Raccoon

When indivisual licks a shit covered dildo that was tainted by 12 prostitutes.
"Let me get a rusty raccoon after school" said David.
by Lil Grindr May 9, 2018
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Raccoon

A girl who seems to always end up going for guys who are trash. Starts with naive optimism, always ends with tears.
Damn I heard Jessica got played again.

Yeah, this time it was some guy called Brad, that raccoon really likes her trash.
by Sooooj23 December 17, 2021
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Raccoon

Something you stick twelve of up your ass for pleasure
Damn! These raccoons got me cumming like crazy!
by Cock and Ball Torture man November 25, 2022
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raccoon jump

the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.
Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
by MadiJane December 19, 2021
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Raccoon

Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.
"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"
by Kejebus June 28, 2021
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Arabian Raccoon Pull

When you shove a racoon in your friends ass so they can no longer shit and then wait 3-4 days and during sex you pull the raccoon out so a fountain of shit spews everywhere.
Bro im finna Arabian Raccoon Pull Shawn tonight IM SCHLEEP
by Zoodonym May 19, 2019
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