Raccoon

Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.

"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"

by Kejebus June 28, 2021

Call of Duty: Mobile

A Mobile Game that makes kids play it because they can't afford any good games for their Consoles and PC.

I'm gonna play Call of Duty: Mobile because I can't afford Modern Warfare

by Kejebus December 10, 2019

Mr Rodden

Sexiest beast to ever exist, greatest uncle ever, nice cock.

He loves kids and is a very beautiful man.

MR RODDEN TOUCHED MY BIG BEN

by Kejebus June 27, 2021