puddlescum 

The nasty, gritty, grey coloured sludge that clings to your toe nails when walking through puddles in open toed sandals.

I was on my way to meet my Boyfriend when to my horror i realised with shame, that my shoes were full of puddlescum.

puddlescum by Amanda January 17, 2004

Puddle Nutz 

When one has a patch of sweat between the scrotum and ass crack.
Known also as suffering from 'a lick of the wolf'.

I've been sitting on this plastic chair all day in these tweed pants, and I've got an awful lick of the wolf.

Puddle Nutz by MaxIso April 13, 2004

Puddlebutt 

An instance where excrement has turned wet or overwhelmingly soggy because of excessive consumption of alcohol or bad diet.

"I drank nine Red Bulls last night and woke up with a bad case of puddlebutt."

Puddlebutt by O-bone April 21, 2007

Muff Puddler

A teenage adolecent male who ponders on vagina day in day out. He tries to spank himself into submission like a dog in the face of Ceaser Milan, but none of these thousands upon thousands of orgasms will sefice for the vagina the virgin craves. Many times in this increasing bone tome he will have such an outstanding amount of wet dreams that he will drown himself in his own spunk.

Ever since Hogarth saw Fanny's snatch he was doomed to the life of a muff puddler, semening on whatever he finds.

Muff Puddler by Bone Hane June 15, 2010

bum puddle 

A relatively small stagnant body of water, usually curbside or near a storm drain, which contains an assortment of garbage and other waste. They are peculiar because they exist despite long periods of little to no rainfall. The word "bum" is attached because these puddles usually have an oily sheen and can contain articles of clothing, used needles, and broken glass.

After hours of dancing and drinking, the two girls decided to make the walk to the car barefoot. Oblivious to their surroundings, they stepped off the curb directly into a bum puddle.

bum puddle by DJ Molar 5 August 21, 2011

Puddle 

Someone (mainly female) who has such small tits that when they lay in the rain, they collect water.

Abby has no tits,She a puddle!

Puddle by Robert IV September 2, 2022

Cuddles for puddles 

Adjective

A phrase used to describe a person whom is willing to trade their body for drugs especially methamphetamine or heroin; which both take on a liquid form (puddles) when heated.

2.This phase may also be used to describe a transaction-type relationship where one party is providing physical companionship in exchange for drugs and the opportunity to get high on a regular schedule

"I've scored some dope, let's call that cute blonde over. I heard she's cuddles for puddles"

"Why is your mom still with that asshole?"
"Well, until he goes back to jail, they've got a cuddles for puddles kinda thing going on"

Cuddles for puddles by CartiusMaximus July 13, 2016