1: a person who is sub-serviant to another 2:a sub 3:someone with a slightly benign personality 4: someone who lets themselves be pushed around 5: a "doormat" 6: a slave or servant
"You can take that attitude and shove it .... I'm not your bloody poodle." (say wit an Ali G accent)
by Mistress Q February 8, 2008
Get the bloody poodle mug.This definiton is a popular by many. port seton is famous for its anal sex with poodles, while eating noodles bought from the blue corner shop while tickling your dangle berries ( arsegoodles. A male purchases cheap shit out of date noodles and prepares them in boiling water while shoving a poodle up his/her partners anal capacity. Similar to the more favoured, ow ow chiahua rolover, where a chihuaha is entered in any cavity while eating a rolo yoghurt. Extreme caution may need to be taken for example, people sometimes use melted mars bar for lubricant
dat bitc his fiiine, am gonna port seton arsrgoodle noodle podle dat bich tanight, dawwwg
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by Mentalmarkportseton September 7, 2012
Get the Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle mug.A poodleflopper is a mentally deranged man who roams the steets kicking ugly dogs. If he finds a nice dog he will urinate on it and cut off its limbs with a chip fork. They are usually located in the backalleys of Watford, and they pounce like trapdoor spiders, viciously mutilating dogs and sometimes dwarves.
"OH GOD THERE'S A POODLEFLOPPER! RUN!"
"I'm a poodleflopper and im gonna flop your poodles so hard they explode."
"I'm a poodleflopper and im gonna flop your poodles so hard they explode."
by Dr. Edward Egglesworth April 27, 2008
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by poodsmynoods October 20, 2008
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I just got rid of the nastiest poodle noodle this morning when I took a piss. The "noodle" made a splash when it hit the water! Wish she would have taken a shit before I fucked her in the ass. My dick was packed but made for a good poodle noodle later.
by Hottub April 30, 2010
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After someone has taken a big shit and flushed, these are the little crumbs of poo left in the bottom of a toilet basin that didn't quite make it down the flush.
After someone has taken a big shit and flushed, these are the little crumbs of poo left in the bottom of a toilet basin that didn't quite make it down the flush.
I went to the bathroom in the airport and some dude had left poodles in the toilet before me, so I had to stare at them the whole time I was peeing.
by kidcassanova January 8, 2012
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He was Poodling on the internet all night so ended up not going out.
He was Poodling on the internet all night so ended up not going out.
by EllieCee May 30, 2008
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