The art of creating penis related symbols from a popular baked snack food. This often occurs from extreme boredom or because you are an 11 year old boy with a hormonal disposition to enjoy snacks in a new way.
During fourth period English class, Dante could not help but to create the Mona Lisa of cocks with his $1.25 Rold Gold pretzel sticks on his desk. His phallic pretzel art was revered by nearby Clara, but not by Mrs. Tuber.
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You see, unsalted pretzels like you don't have the brains. I'm not a nerd, you're just not smart enough.
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Two gay men going ass to ass with a double ended dildo while reaching back to jerk each other’s cocks.
by MR. Bussy July 13, 2021
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-Wow, Sotiris pulled out the ol' "romanian pretzel" on Costa right there in the library!
-Thats fucked up man
-Thats fucked up man
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