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Ashley is the prettiestest person evar
by Anonymous person again May 25, 2010
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Precious

Slang for an ugly baby with no redeeming qualities.
Oh, is that your baby?(cause i thought it was the midget from willow with a shaved head) Isn't she...precious.
by sethlow September 29, 2005
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Precious

A naija gal who is the most ghetto person you will ever meet. She is a really good friend who will always make you laugh when youu are in the saddest times. She usually wears purple du-rags around her head and goes bear foot outside. You would think that she was born like this... but no. It developed with time after she was knocked off her bike by one of her neighbors.
Person 1 : "Precious , How ah you?"

Person 2: "I thank God , ohh ."

Person 1: "I'm going to McDonalds"

Precious: "But.. there's soup in the house."

Person 1: "Precious."

Precious: "Yes? (: "

Person 1: " *closes door. * "
by JBVS July 21, 2011
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pretentiously cool slut

a cool girl who everyone loves and is better than everyone else and everyone loves her even though she is kinda slutty
dude1: Dude, she's been with everyone.

dude2: Yeah, but she is wicked nice and hot as bawls.

dude1: She is a pretentiously cool slut, no joke.
by elizabeth ray October 4, 2005
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pretentious hipster

Anyone who feels the need to define 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary while using phrases like 'geek chic,' 'argyle superstar,' and 'social icon status.' It helps if the definition is the size of a graduate school essay and denigrates people for having different tastes. This shows maximum pretentiousness. Would you like to get coffee with anyone who wrote any of the definitions of 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary? Probably not, because they would probably make fun of your shirt. I know I would.
"oh man... OH MAN! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me." (a pretentious hipster in the wild)

"It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness" (what the hell does this even mean? )

"A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean." (a pretentious hipster making an unnecessary reference to buttholes)
by Sgt. RK June 9, 2017
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Precious

A straight guy who acts in a rather camp way so he makes people think he's gay.
*guy drinking from a wine glass with a floating little finger, talking to his girlfriend*
girlfriend: "...oh Jamie your so...precious!"
by Luna Maria October 8, 2005
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precious baby

When a person describes a baby as "Precious" they are basically saying "Your baby is ugly as fuck, don't take pictures with that thing, keep it out of the light.... With all due respect."

If a person calls your child Precious you reserve the right to whoop their ass (the person rendering the adjective, not the baby).
(In Church) Oh, look at him. He looks just like you! Has your nose and everything, he's such a precious baby .

As they walk away they're praying for your child.
by Yea_That's_Me March 11, 2016
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