pottie wottie

“you ever drink tap water in amarillo?”

“yeah... it tastes like pottie wottie.”
by badgerqueef69 December 31, 2019
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potty-wanker

When a person masterbates sitting on the toilet.
Forget about him, he is a potty-wanker!
by Psychic Party November 28, 2023
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potty buddy

The person who goes with you to the bathroom when you're drunk. During this time they are also your best friend and you usually bond over the most insignificant things.
Amy and Danielle go to the bathroom at a club.
amy- "oh my god danielle youre my BEST friend i love you so much thanks for coming in here with me"
danielle- "OMG i love you too potty buddy!!! we're gonna be best friends forever
by erica123 December 14, 2011
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Sam LaPorta potty

The new brand of porta potties, started in Detroit, Michigan
The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.
by Clubboy November 24, 2023
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potty snake

The poop in the toilet that resembles a snake coming out of its hole in the ground.
Damn! There’s a potty snake in that bathroom.
by SphincterWizard February 22, 2021
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Potty Balls

When deez balls bounce off the potty water
Damn bitch I just got a bad case of potty balls
by Shitballsdeezshit June 02, 2021
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Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!
Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017
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