Penis Positioning System (PPS) is the system whereby "Mr. Penis chooses his own position". That is to say that your penis decides where you go (and who you do). Penis Positioning System is named for Global Positioning System (GPS).
Ed: Dude, I don't know what I was thinking.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.
Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.
Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.
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I asked Joe what he would be doing this weekend and he said assuming The Position in his parent's basement.
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Position 17 is also known as the spread eagle. This term was used in the Broadway play,"cell block tango"
I found him in position 17, the spread eagle. So he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times
He had it comin'
He had it comin'
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Person 1: Ouch
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Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
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When a positron and electron orbit one another, they make positronium before annihilating shortly after. A positronium atom can bond with hydrogen to make positronium hydride, or with another positronium atom to make di-positronium.
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Basically a fucking bitch who loves artist
(No hate to her)
Basically a fucking bitch who loves artist
(No hate to her)
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