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Penis Positioning System

Penis Positioning System (PPS) is the system whereby "Mr. Penis chooses his own position". That is to say that your penis decides where you go (and who you do). Penis Positioning System is named for Global Positioning System (GPS).
Ed: Dude, I don't know what I was thinking.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.

Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.
by ~Anonymous~ May 6, 2006
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The Position

A grown man that lives in his parents basement well into his adult life, usually with a cum filled sock underneath his bed.
I asked Joe what he would be doing this weekend and he said assuming The Position in his parent's basement.
by dick_bagge May 20, 2010
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position 17

Position 17 is also known as the spread eagle. This term was used in the Broadway play,"cell block tango"
I found him in position 17, the spread eagle. So he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times
He had it comin'
by Captain Morgan 420 July 19, 2017
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Power Position

The position one assumes when squeezing out an uncooperative poo.
Person 1: Dude did those tacos get u last night?
Person 2: Yeah bro i was in the power position all damn night!
Person 1: Ouch
by JoeyLicious1094 August 20, 2011
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missionary position trip

Any of a large number of organizations that sponsor group youth trips during which pedophelia is practiced.
Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
by YAWA May 4, 2021
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Positron

The antimatter equivalent of an electron. It has the same mass as an electron, but opposite charge (positive). Both electrons and positrons are created by photons through a process called pair production. Positrons are sometimes called "antielectrons".
When a positron and electron orbit one another, they make positronium before annihilating shortly after. A positronium atom can bond with hydrogen to make positronium hydride, or with another positronium atom to make di-positronium.
by Pie Stealer October 27, 2015
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positi0nsdeluxe

A user who loves Conan, Ariana, The Weekend and claims that Paulina is emo.
Oh my god! Have you seen positi0nsdeluxe‘s recent?”
Basically a fucking bitch who loves artist
(No hate to her)
by Kittycat__13 March 13, 2022
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