Paralyze Alliance

stupid ass team of shitty ass Fortnite players
now goes by eviction.

"Didn't eviction have an old name that started with P?"
"Yeah I think it was Paralyze Alliance or something."
"What? that is wild fr!"

by windynfa June 5, 2023

The Paralyzing Hold

A move used in BDSM pornographic videos, B-list horror movies, and sometimes other cases involving a hostage. The hold renders the victim completely immobile and helpless. She (it's always a she) will make little or no attempt to break free and will allow herself to be bound, killed, or led around by the captor.

The patient was fucked by the doctor after he used The Paralyzing Hold on her.

The serial killer used The Paralyzing Hold on the female teenager to easily kill her.

The hostage, as she was subdued by The Paralyzing Hold, watched helplessly as her captor fired at the hero.

by shlacka January 3, 2011

Pavement Paralysis

The inability to walk along the street without prevention

By the time I had negotiated the mobility scooters & pushchairs, I had used half my lunch break - was total pavement paralysis!

by Littlespud October 6, 2011

sex paralyzed

When your body becomes paralyzed/you can't move due to the effects of an outstanding orgasm

Boy: Go get me a sandwich, I can't move.

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I'm sex paralyzed

by eatmyboxers February 26, 2012

Window Paralysis

To stare out of a window with continous thoughts. Often experienced in a car, train, and airplane.

I was watching a movie on the plane until I caught window paralysis.

by Suburbanphilosophy April 28, 2015

music paralysis

when you're so overwhelmed by great music that you feel paralyzed - a music "coma"

music paralysis Miles Davis, Pink Floyd, J Dilla, Flying Lotus, Gallant

by isabae July 11, 2015

Turkey Paralysis

Normally experienced after Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinners. A person experiences turkey paralysis after they have consumed an excessive amount of food. This ultimately leads the body into a state of paralysis from being so full and the rest of the evening is normally spent being unable to move on the couch.

Ryan: "How was your Christmas dinner last night?"
Cody: "Way too much food... I entered a state of turkey paralysis. I couldn't move after dinner."

by CP1991 April 4, 2016