Ant Picnic

This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!

p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"

by gibe gupe July 13, 2021

Hitchens Picnic

A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.

While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.

by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 20, 2022

waterproof picnic blanket

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.

Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.

by L0lWh0t August 16, 2022

Gay Picnic

a dick appointment, usually for two men or homosexual people

"hey i got to go to this Gay Picnic with this dude"

by MagnoliaIsTrash August 27, 2022

Parisian Picnic

When tourists lay out some picnic rugs and consume crackers and wine, whilst watching you and your sexual partners Eiffel Tower each other.

Let’s sit down, have a Parisian Picnic and look at the Eiffel towering those two blokes with the massive cocks are giving to that pixie looking midget.

by Jobman212 October 21, 2023

oh picnic

A phrase used similarly to express a subtle dislike or frusturstion

Oh Picnic! I left my wallet at home!

by H4nzl4 February 24, 2024

Armenian picnic

The act of jamming sticks of butter and or margarine, (can sub for peanut butter) and maple syrup into one’s anus before pushing it out over matzah crackers and having it eaten during an orgy.

“Invited a few friends over for an Armenian picnic and our new friend Chet brought Tolma, Chet’s such a noobe”

by Louis friend February 22, 2026