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When you hear the doorbell ringing, so you go to the door and answer it. Unbeknownst to you, the 'postman' is entirely naked and masturbating, he ejaculates as soon as you open the door and runs away.
I was expecting a package yesterday, but I got much more than I ordered, I received a fucking saucy Suprise.
by Jobman212 December 30, 2018
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Let’s sit down, have a Parisian Picnic and look at the Eiffel towering those two blokes with the massive cocks are giving to that pixie looking midget.
by Jobman212 October 21, 2023
Get the Parisian Picnic mug.Like a gap year, but instead of backpacking through Europe, it’s a year a young woman dedicates to building an absolutely devastating dumpy. Heavy squats, hip thrusts, and whatever else it takes to emerge with a gyatt so powerful it causes involuntary outbursts from onlookers.
“Bro, have you seen Sarah since she got back? She took a gyatt year and now nobody can focus when she walks into a room.”
by Jobman212 February 11, 2026
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