Come one , Come all to Pissburgh , Pennsylvania ! Many people will call this place Pittsburgh and are very, very enthusiastic about the “h” on the the end of the word. The city has a mix of a black community, Jewish Community, and white trash community all in one.
Pissburgh is home to the Pirates, Steelers and Penguins or pens, as the fans call it. It is also home to many backed up sewers and old used port-a-potties. The back up has caused the city to smell like piss. Yinzers, local employees and visitors alike will agree Da Burgh smells like R. Kelly’s bedroom. Unlike most big cities there isn’t much to do or see, causing a piss poor experience... But hey, atleast it’s not Cincy.
Pissburgh is home to the Pirates, Steelers and Penguins or pens, as the fans call it. It is also home to many backed up sewers and old used port-a-potties. The back up has caused the city to smell like piss. Yinzers, local employees and visitors alike will agree Da Burgh smells like R. Kelly’s bedroom. Unlike most big cities there isn’t much to do or see, causing a piss poor experience... But hey, atleast it’s not Cincy.
Guy 1: Oh no, the sewer is backed up again and it smells like piss !!!
Guy 2: Oh well. Welcome to pissburgh.
Guy 2: Oh well. Welcome to pissburgh.
by Shlomo Livenstein June 2, 2019
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by stuck June 20, 2006
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Dedicated, Die-hard, Loyal, Loud, Appreciative, Non-shit talkers (we let our team do the talking for us) Non-bandwagon jumpers, Proud, Generous (we gave sports many innovative ideas, ie:the terrible towel, tailgating, traveling with our team, which includes cities across the country) The only proud fans that can lay claim to 6, count them 6 of 7 Superbowl Trophies, with at least another in our sights. We don't mind paying the money to watch our team, We don't care if we are the only fans who care that we won a Super Bowl, wouldn't you be as well? Proud that we got to have 6 out of seven winning Super Bowl parties, it only gave us 6 more excuses to drink beer. Proud that we had the pleasure to watch a shit ton of super star athletes win our town 6 out of 7 NFL Titles. Not only have we had the pleasure of winning 6 Super Bowls, but 3 Stanley Cups, and 5 World Series as well, that's a lot of ticker tape parades. Pittsburgh, a drinkin' town with a football problem! Never did understand why so many hate Pittsburgh Fans, and it's not just football, it's hockey as well, forget baseball, we know we suck, and it's not like we talk crap on other fans, in fact we are the friendliest fans in the NFL, go to any Steeler game in Pittsburgh and meet the fans, we will party with you, and feed you while our team is smacking yours around, but we will be friendly. :)
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by john john January 3, 2005
Get the the pittsburgh steamer mug.A crappy old city located between some dirty rivers (which often have cars or bodies in them). Pissburgh basically is full of rednecks (ever hear the saying "Pennsylvania: Philadelphia on one side, Alabama on the other"). Pissburgh is full of racists too. Everyone in the city claims to have such huge pride in their city but they don't. That is why Iron City went out of business (because everyone is cheap and just drinks Miller Lite, which is a hypocricy in itself because everyone is racist and Miller Lite donates to the Negro College Fund). That is also why the Penguins might leave town (Pissburghers don't like hockey too much becaues it is too complicated of a sport to get drunk and watch, and also cause the Penguins never play defense). Pissburgh claims to be a big drinking town but in reality no one here can handle their liquor, which is why Pissburgh is one of the leading DUI cities in the country. Pissburgh has no good job opportunities. Pissburgh claims to have their own language (yinz, n'at) but in reality NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT except when they do it on purpose. Pissburghers want to have their own identity SO MUCH but whether they like it or not Pissburgh is a below average run of the mill city. For example, people think when you get a sandwich with french fries on it that is called ordering it "Pittsburgh style" but in reality NOBODY who doesn't live in Pittsburgh has ever heard of that. Pissburgh was rated one of the worst cities for singles, and it certainly is. All the girls are ugly and all the guys are uneducated rednecks. Pissburgh's number one radio station is KISS FM, which is basically a bunch of retards singing over the music while it plays. During winter Pissburgh's roads are the worst, because there are about 2 salt trucks that drive around when they feel like it. Pissburgh is full of hypocrits. They blast Barry Bonds for using steroids every chance they get, but when the true subject that the Steelers used steroids in the 70s comes up, they turn their heads. Basically, Pissburgh is a second rate city full of idiots who wish they had their own culture and language but they simply do not.
by Bill Coward May 13, 2006
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