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physics

Class where we learn about the heterosexual teacher's man-eating goat Gilbert, and learn nothing whatsoever about energy.

We also learn about her 3 horses, each of which's life story can be recited by the entire class.
Me: Hey, i dont understand this power shit...can you help me?
Teacher: No, but that does remind me of a shitty story about the time when my horse Biscuit...
by Del May 16, 2004
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Physically Retarded

A term used to describe those who are physically crippled, or otherwise deformed in some aspect of their body.
"I heard James got hit by a car and has to be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life." "Yeah he's been physically retarded for about three months now"
by pickled rick January 7, 2021
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Physco Sally

1.) Females Named Letitia.. If not properly taken care of wit nicitine could lead to emotional outbursts and allot of tlaking on the phone.
Damn Sally get off the mutha fuckin phone.

"quit your crying Sally and gofind sum ciggerattes."
by Whitey Ford May 23, 2003
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physics

1) The physics toughest science class there is in both high school and college levels. Physics deals with how the things in the world function. Topics include kinematics, mechanics, thermodynamics, dynamics, displacement, etc.
It is known to be the only class that uses the metric system as a standard, and it revolves around being able to use Algebra and Trigonometry skills
2) A pain in the ass
1)Wow, this book accelerated all the way to the floor with an acceleration rate of 9.8m/s^2 from a height of 6.2 meters, and the initial velocity was 0m/s. Can you find the final velocity of the book?

2)Mr. Doetzer grades physics lab reports so strictly that even spending 4 or 5 hours of your life in it will still get you a C-...should have taken basket weaving 101
by Undeadtemplar88 January 19, 2006
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Physical Year

This is one you hear a LOT and I am surprised it is not HERE! There are LOTS of ghetto people of every race, color and creed who try to sound important and well versed when talking about finances. They use the term PHYSICAL YEAR to discribe the beginning or end of a financial reporting period correctly spelled the FISCAL YEAR! The dead give away that someone is using the incorrect term PHYSICAL has there syliables while the proper term FISCAL has but two.
I would like to introduce Martha. Our accountant Martha will share the financial report for the past PHYSICAL YEAR with everyone!
by THE AUTISTIC WEREWOLF August 14, 2012
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physicals

when you have a physical relationship with someone. you aren't friends with benefits but you're not boyfriend/girlfriend. if you were to hang out with them you wouldnt be able to keep it from being mostly physical.
Girl: I'm so glad we're physicals!
by hi123456 October 8, 2008
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physical

Physical. Like taking someone physical. Hard and without rules.
-Oh take me physical!
-Ok, i will give u cock(or kewk) in teh bajjan.
-Very gud.
by Christian Pfeifer July 27, 2003
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