phallus callus

1. n. That rough skin on your member resulting from over-masturbation.

2. n. A cheesewadded fucktard

You're such a phallus callus...

by Your bitch-ass mom May 13, 2005

phallusy

The term phallusy denotes any statement used in an online forum that may not necessarily be in agreement with other users and in particular, moderators. By referring to said statement as a phallusy, the user is typically trying to indicate a falsehood, promote their own importance, and the announce the relative ignorance of the issuer of said statement and signal an oncoming personal attack generally resulting in the use of the phrase: dickhead.

Me stating that you have presented a logical phallusy with this topic ...

by gpc10347 April 25, 2006

phallow

aka fallow or fal, or phall.
Hence, equivalent to dry or bras.

Not to be confused with phenom which is an antonym, or fallow if used in reference to an agricultural field. Other antonyms include heavy

Bastardisation of Old English Fealh.

Russel is phallow when he leaves a field fallow, whereas PMT is always a phenom!

by chris_ah1 March 18, 2004

Phallus Revelati

Latin for "Penis of Doom" a term coined by Petar T, God of many things.

Fear the Phallus Revelati

by The Manmiester August 7, 2007

Brandon Phillops

a hairy shemail with a bush and dangleberrys

dangleberrys
when brandon phillops gets hairs on his ass and when he does a crap pieces of shit get stuck there

by ...XD June 21, 2009

Phallic Compensation

When a man with small genitals overcompensates when attempting to attract a member of the opposite sex.

When Sal told me he was taking a girl he met to the Celine Dion concert, I knew he was a victim of phallic compensation.

by tactrash June 19, 2008

PHALLORHIKNOSIS

an unflattering condition a man experiences with old age -- shriveling and subsequent shrinkage of his schwantz.

I felt emasculated when I was afflicted with phallorhiknosis at age 21.

by weave September 17, 2003