Phantom Jobber

Someone who leaves the toilet in a mess. Normally by leaving sliding faece marks in the bowl. Occasionally they flush, sometimes they do not.

"You been to the shitter recently? The phantom jobber is back again, f**king skids everywhere"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009

phantom shit bandit

A person with an ass so big they would need mirrors to back into the stall visits a public/office restroom and defecates the messiest sloppiest nutty dump all over seat and floor. They always manage to slip away without be noticed, despite HOW big they are.

MY god the phantom shit bandit strikes again. My good it is all over the walls too.

by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009

Phantom Sneeze

The sensation of a sneeze that won't occur naturally.

I kept having to phantom sneeze in front of Jane last night and now she thinks I have terrets.

by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

Phantom Roommate

Having a roommate or person that lives with you that you rarely see or hear from. Most common in colleges with students that live near campus but are required to live in dorms.

"Why is this half of your room empty?"

"Oh, I have a phantom roommate. that supposed to be his half"

by hitting the wall March 14, 2010

Phantom Construction

When unnecessary cones, barrels, and lane shifts screw up your morning commute but there isn't a construction worker in sight. A/K/A/ government efficiency at its best.

I was half an hour late due to some phantom construction. Turns out, no one has worked on site in days.

by UDANONYMOUS August 16, 2010

Phantom Mouse Syndrome

The sensation that an amputated or missing mouse (even a wireless or optical mouse) is still present, causing the body (typically the mouse hand) to respond accordingly in conjunction with the movements of other body parts in the process of typical computer operation. Similar to phantom keyboard syndrome, and the rare and far more critical, phantom monitor syndrome.

I left the wireless mouse for my laptop at work, but because of the phantom mouse syndrome I experienced while writing this definition, I kept trying to use it anyways.

by Loophole The Sorcerer December 31, 2010

Phantom Adder

A phantom adder is when you or somebody else adds somebody on facebook whom they dont know, guys usually phantom add hot girls , promoters usually phantom add everybody, friends of friends of friends to promote their crap electronic dance music nights and weirdos phantom add to increase their friend count so they feel popular.

I phantom added this hot girl on facebook last night, she was only 18 but god dam I couldnt resist, might have a little face wank over her later. I am such a champion phantom adder

This weirdo from work called John Mackay phantom added me yesterday, he also added everybody else with the same name as me, what an odd ball, the other people with my name must have thought "whos this gimpy phantom adder"

by Kurtamin April 13, 2011