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Pessi is the word for Lionel Messi used as revenge from Messi's fan. This word is used by hypocrite Penaldo fans when their idol's 1/3 of career goals is from penalty.
When Messi scores a penalty.. Penaldo fans "Haha! Pessi can't score a open play goal Haha". When Ronaldo scores a goal.. They "shut up bro, he is goat 😭😭".
by Not going to tell December 22, 2020
Get the Pessi mug.A name pathetic CR7 fanboys call Lionel Messi, the greatest footballer of all time, because they think he scores too many penalties. (Even though Messi took three less years and hundreds less games to beat Ronaldo’s non-penalty goal count, and is the all time scorer in the history of the sport without pens.)
Deluded 12 year old: Pessi is so shit, he ghosts in big games
Literally anyone intelligent: Messi has a better goal per game average, 4 ucls, 1 World Cup, more league titles, most successful dribbles, most non penalty goals, most MOTMs, most ballon d’ors, most golden shoes, most assists, and basically more of everything it’s good to have more of, in two years less than Penaldo. Penaldo only has more goals because he has been playing for longer, and despite beginning his career further into the midfield, he has still spent more time as a forward than Messi. Lionel Andres Messi is the greatest footballer OAT, he has completed the sport, and it’s very disrespectful to call him Pessi when statistically he doesn’t need penalties to be the GOAT. 🐐🇦🇷
Literally anyone intelligent: Messi has a better goal per game average, 4 ucls, 1 World Cup, more league titles, most successful dribbles, most non penalty goals, most MOTMs, most ballon d’ors, most golden shoes, most assists, and basically more of everything it’s good to have more of, in two years less than Penaldo. Penaldo only has more goals because he has been playing for longer, and despite beginning his career further into the midfield, he has still spent more time as a forward than Messi. Lionel Andres Messi is the greatest footballer OAT, he has completed the sport, and it’s very disrespectful to call him Pessi when statistically he doesn’t need penalties to be the GOAT. 🐐🇦🇷
by cj🇲🇽 June 19, 2023
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by ivan :] June 4, 2008
Get the pull a pessoa mug.A unit of measurement to describe someones level of Douchebaggery. 1 Peitsch is the highest level of Douchebaggery one can ever attain. A Peitsch can further be graduated to lower levels by use of the metric scale. For instance, the biggest Douche you know is at the 1 Peitsch level, while another person you know (a tenth of as much a Douche) could be quantified as being rated on the Douchebag scale as being a decipeitsch.
While eating lunch with friends from work John says-"Man Andrew is a major Douchebag." Brian replies-"Yeah, I would put Andy at about 10 decipeitsch, but compared to Cory he is nothing, that dink is straight up a full Peitsch on the Douchebag scale."
by LosLobo May 6, 2010
Get the Peitsch mug.Overrated Penalty Merchant from Argentina overhyped my stans, goes missing in big games like Madrid and doesn't know what to do if there is no penalty in the game
'wow dad who is that' son that is Pessi ' why is he just stood in the penalty box' because he is waiting to get the ball and dive to get a pen
by Savedbythehighest June 2, 2021
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