peep the sitch

A interrogative statement requesting the current status(peep) of the situation(sitch) unfolding nearby.

Abbreviation for "peeping the situation"

Bro, you go to the party first and peep the sitch, tell me if its poppin', then let me know if I should come down.

by dogchat May 22, 2009

Alameda peeps

A popular forum used by Karens to complain about nothing happening in Alameda

Homeless man: spare change?

Karen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IM PUTTING THIS ON ALAMEDA PEEPS!!!!

by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022

peeping tom

Peeping toms are young, undesirable man who look in windows, holes, fences, etc. to SECRETLY watch women. The secretive nature of the activity is as important as seeing her naked. Almost all peeping toms are harmless, but everyone likes hating them. Masturbation is rarely part of peeping.

The peeping tom tiptoed up the ladder, snuck across the ledge, and watched Sarah shower in the nude since her blinds weren't closed all the way.

by Paul Oliveira August 8, 2006

Peeps day

The Monday directly following Easter. This day one can buy a large assortment of Peeps at ridiculously low prices. Peeps day is celebrated with much laughter, joy and eventual sugary regret.

Person 1: I am so excited.
Person 2: Why? Cause it is Easter?
Person 1: No. Because tomorrow is Peeps day.

by Capt. Winifed T. Bobo September 18, 2012

peeping bomb

Phrase used to describe a bizarre the act of a woman taking a dump and a man being aroused by it. It's like a reverse blumpkin The woman is on the seat and the man actually witnesses the actual dump coming out.

When a girl sits backwards on a toilet seat and takes a crap while a man is watching. You would say "She did that? She gave you a peeping bomb."

by iceman 69 December 22, 2009

Joe Peep

A fuckin' bad to the ass muthafucka that likes to go commando & is charming as crap. I hate him for that...I can't wait to meet this guy in person so we can drink Jolt and have a crazy wild night of...playing checkers.

You is fine as crap...but you aint no JOE PEEP!

by Red Riding Hood July 29, 2008

peep cousin

Someone who has engaged and/or engages in coitus with someone with whom you have also had sexual intercourse with.
Originally from the television series Scrubs.

Josh and I both had sex with Sarah so we're peep cousins!

by letithappen88 May 11, 2017