wanky panky

When two seriously horny guys get together to stroke the spooge out of each other's sausage.

Rick and his good buddy Dick like to take their lunches in private at the construction site. They find a quiet little place away from the other guys for a little wanky panky.

After fixing his TV, the cable repair guy and Hank spent a little extra time working on each other's equipment, with a little wanky panky.

After the game, some of the guys on our team like to kick back and play a little game of wanky panky with each other.

by Happy Wolf August 13, 2007

Panko

An extreme, insane stunt performed naked and backwards, with ill-regard for ones well being.

Whoa dude, did you see that guy pull off that panko!? Amazing!

by Sir Walter Jahivahoe September 4, 2005

pank

Sticking your forefinger in a womens ass while you are exchanging fluids in the doggy style.

Watch Will pank his cat.

by The Nymph Calypso October 16, 2003

pank

The scent of your finger after sticking your finger in your navel.

Oh dear! That shemale whore smells like pank.

by SirBrianofMaryland October 10, 2003

pank

To take your erect penis and slap it across someones face

1- I hate being panked

2- Dude I got to pank my girlfriend last night

by Chris aka TACO December 28, 2005

Planking

Planking is the art of lying down with a stiff body on any random object. Planking originated in Australia and has now become popular. Planking is an evolution of parkour, it is for people who cannot do parkour and want to look "cool" by taking pictures of themselves planking. Planking is pointless, if you want do something useful, learn parkour.

Kid: "Yo' check out this picture of me planking."

Friend: "Oh, you're cool."

Kid: "Thanks, I know."

by DoParkourDontPlank July 7, 2011

Planker

Derogatory term used by snowboarders towards a skier.

(skier cuts off snowboarder)
Snowboarder, "watch it planker!"

by john zebra January 11, 2011