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parasite

A borderline obsessive compulsive fan of Paris Hilton
You bought how many copies of The Simple Life DVD? Girl, shoot, you're such a <b>par</b>asite.
by weasley June 29, 2004
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piss parasite

One who decides to drink your alcohol....
And does so without conviction.
" Man this beer is going down soooo well Sedrick "
" Yeah, even Steve likes it... "
" What ! Is he drinking our beer ?! "
" He sure is... "
" Piss Parasite ! "
by Little_Sedrick July 31, 2008
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X parasite

A parasitic life-form that obtains a new host body by destroying the original and creating a copy.
An X Parasite samples DNA data from previous hosts and can then change it's shape accordingly. X Parasites have been known to copy the actions of the hosts so perfectly that often there are X Parasites walking in the streets of you local city and nobody even realises it.
The X Parasite, if threatened, will destroy a life-form and steal it's DNA.
Proceed with caution, it is expected that the X Parasites have infected the area.
by Mechacrazie2k August 12, 2005
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parasite

one who feels that you are friends even tho you only one time, eventually starts to suck the niceness out of you on visual contact
by R.A.P.E. April 1, 2005
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Paras

It means mooching off a girl your whole life. The biggest failure ever existed on planet earth. Loser who can't accept they are good for nothing. Shows extreme signs of douchebaggery, misogyny. However, the paras releases pheromones that repels all human beings. He is the unrecognized cause of the extinction of the dinosaurs (due to the pheromones he releases).
Don't be such a paras.
by Belgium007 May 17, 2020
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Parasite

A female human who uses sexual advances and intercourse to lure unsuspecting men into a trap, to feed off of them. Once they are no longer satisfied, they move on to another man and the cycle repeats.
"Dude, what the hell happened to James?"

"His parasite of a girlfriend dumped him, the bitch used sex to keep him wrapped."
by The heartless wonder January 8, 2012
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pabst blue ribbon

Chuck Mclain's back sweat!
by Alex February 14, 2005
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